Luis and Lucia

this is so rad. watch and enjoy. beautiful.



jacked from bastard squadron

Local's Prespective

Here's a few photos from my santa barbara weekend through the lens of our host for the weekend, ashley. thanks for the photos bud.








"yah mo be there" bitches.













"here's looking at you, bitches"










hogwarts gq

Auntie Judy

Went down to the border to hang out a judy's pad for her b-day. the dj hero was brought out and the festivities began.

jhet pretending not to have fun


julz, of all people, should know not to fall asleep first. so here's the b-day girl plucking some eyebrows...

somebody with ass-to-face...
...another ass-to-face...

....and josie trying to spoon, until we remembered he likes boys.

night, night marie

Trick or Treat: Santa Barbara Day 1

ahhhh, santa barbara. a few months back, me and ryan took a weekend trip up to visit his sister ashley and check out floatopia. one camera later, I came back with an idea of just what I was missing in the party school life.

6 months later...we're back for more.

while floatopia was crazy, everyone told me that halloween is THEE time to come out and celebrate. so when ashley hit us up with the invite, I could not turn it down.



quit following us.



ryan was my p.i.c (partner-in-crime) for the weekend



hardy boyz???



one of the coolest parts about visiting is learning about new drinks. they had one where you did a shot of chocolate syrup, did a shot of peppermint schnapps, then took a hit of cool-whip. i love mint shit, so I ended up doing a bunch of these throughout the weekend.



on our way to cherish's and asia's house.





from left to right: jessica, cherish, ryan, ashley, and asia





anal beads > plasma tv





stanky leg again?



(ashley and cherish are not under the influence of alcohol in these photos)



I was hoping to see gumby and the giant penguin fight...but was sorely dissapointed.









After a long ass day of traffic and drinking (how many shots of jaeger???), it was bedtime for me. i got floor the first night, and dickhead ryan didn't give me a blanket, so I had to use my cardigan for warmth :(